The haul, the goods, the orgy of materialistic excess

There was:
The LGB starter train set
The Complete Far Side
The New Yorker Cartoon Collection
The desktop croquet set
The wireless keyboard and mouse
The Looney Tunes Golden Collection 2 DVD
The Extended Edition Return of the King DVD
Sock, by Penn Jillette
some legos in my sock
candy of various sorts

I'll be home for Christmas

Or as it's known around here, Even Non-Religious Individuals' Children Are Deserving of Presents, or Enricadop. Merry Enricadop!

It was a Dark and Stormy Night

Except that it wasn't. An anniversary present arrived early, and now I get to reciprocate...

Just getting started and it's already late

This is the first post in the Official Unauthorized. With any luck at all, it's not the last. We'll see.